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Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Expatriate Act

Americans, if you're looking for a quick fix, fuck America. Come to Europe, get safe lives and long vacations, stop paying into a bad system, and, if you like, continue to vote in US elections from abroad.

But if you'd rather stay in the US, the problem is simple: good Americans are poorly distributed. The solution is also simple: people living in places like Massachusetts and California need to start moving to places like Florida and Ohio. Go take over Jacksonville and St. Petersburg, for example, and swing Florida. And when you retire, you'll already be there. Or go to Cleveland, which, as they say, rocks.

You've got four years to move and register. Otherwise, you'll continue to live like the Wal-Mart and NASCAR crowd wants you to live.

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