The kid learned how to play the guitar this morning. I don't mean that she practiced, but that yesterday she didn't know how to play a guitar at all, and this morning, after I showed her how to tune the thing and work out a few chords, she could play. She also learned how to jump a horse this afternoon, and tonight she practiced her half of the piano duet she'll play tomorrow.
I cleaned cat piss from one bed. Then cat shit from another. Mine. Just now. The kitten must die.