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Thursday, May 01, 2003

Woolgathering

Out in the country they're selling the flock, for the owner has just discovered, in her first year as svelte shepherdess, that she is allergic to sheep. And, unless this is misinformation from underworked storks on the line, she is pregnant by the Russian who strips shirtless and circles her horses and listens to no one but her.

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