Eeksy-Peeksy

augury doggerel

Saturday, March 22, 2003

Pissed

Say you're a teacher. Say you come home and drop a bag full of books and student work on the floor. Say the cat-box attendant is too full of codeine to do his job quickly. Say the impatient cat squats on your bag and soaks every loose or bound sheet of paper in it.

That's when a cat needs a false beard and ludicrous accent.

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