augury doggerel

Sunday, January 05, 2003

Horse Play

The woman: I have to take a bottle of vodka to the stable.

Me: Hm?

The woman: Because the horse fell on me.

Me: It�s for the horse?

The woman: The owner, I suppose. They said you always do that when a horse falls on someone. I�ll just take a small bottle.

Me: And how�s your finger now?

The woman: It�s fine now. No swelling. They said the horse has had all its shots. He never bit me before. He was just jealous.


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