augury doggerel

Monday, December 30, 2002


My purred familiar has tangled with some gull�s best friend and the slobberer has won the match. But I�m busy conjuring the spots off Dalmatians, wishing only St. Bernard bitches for Dachshunds, Schadenfreude for German shepherds, mirrors for bulldogs, burr patches for poodles, cold spells for Chihuahuas, new rhinoviruses for bloodhounds. Beagles beware, mutts meet AKC: the beast has silver bones now and an in with the chief dog-debollocker.


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