augury doggerel

Tuesday, July 02, 2002

Revenge of the Cat

Last night, the woman goes out and leaves the cat inside. She forgets to leave the door open to the WC, where the litter box lurks next to the toilet and the household spiders.

We come home late. The woman takes off her shoes and stands in a puddle of pee on the bathroom floor. A little later, after she has washed her feet and just climbed into her side of the bed, I am standing at the foot of the bed and still chortling obnoxiously about it, saying that at least the cat was nice enough to do it somewhere easy to clean.

Just then, the woman smells something funny. Something funny about the blanket she's under. She flips the blanket off and a cat turd rolls out on to the floor.

Tea time.


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