Eeksy-Peeksy

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Saturday, March 23, 2002

Contracts

This country was a member of the Warsaw Pact. (It wouldn't have been the Warsaw Pact without us.)

Now this country has agreed to modernize India's old Soviet T-72 tanks. I suppose it was an easy contract to win: we have much experience minding Soviet tanks.

In a separate deal, we will also supply India with 80 machines built to crawl battlefields and scavenge usable mechanical bits from tanks that have had the life blown out of them.

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